December is upon us….
Let the festivities begin. Ladies and Gents, please allow me to indulge you.
You have been ogling him/her all year through. This festive season prove to him/her that you exist. Take him/her out. I did all the research for you:
1.Venue: Fancy Restaurant in town.
Time check: Late evening
2. Do not choose food that you can not easily identify.
3. Do not order Pilsener, hello?!? You are @ Fancy Restaurant….remember? This is what you should order:
4. We suppose you are here to eat, so let us dig in straight away
For her….since she is watching her weight, we propose this:
5. She gets to watch you eat and her weight all at once…..How cool is that?
6. Then she/he will have to organise the transport back home depending on who did the ogling during the year….
7. Happy Holidays!