40 Rules for Living

1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
2. Memorize your favourite poem.
3. Don’t believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
4. When you say, “I love you,” mean it.
5. When you say, “I’m sorry,” look the person in the eye.
6. Never laugh at anyone’s dreams.
7. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it’s the only way to live life completely.
8. Don’t judge people by their relatives.
9. Talk slow but think quick.
10. When someone asks you a question you don’t want to answer, smile and ask, “Why do you want to know?”
11. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
12. Call your mom.
13. Say “Bless you” when you hear someone sneeze.
14. When you lose, don’t lose the lesson.
15. Remember the three R’s: Respect for self; Respect for others; Responsibility for all your actions.
16. Don’t let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
17. When you realize you’ve made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
18. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
19. Marry someone you love to talk to. As you get older, conversational skills will be as important as any other.
20. Spend some time alone.
21. Open your arms to change, but don’t let go of your values.
22. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
23. Read more books and watch less TV.
24. Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you’ll get to enjoy it a second time.
25. Trust in God but lock your car.
26. A loving atmosphere in your home is so important. Do all you can to create a tranquil harmonious home.
27. In disagreements with loved ones, deal with the current situation. Don’t bring up the past.
28. Read between the lines.
29. Share your knowledge. It’s a way to achieve immortality.
30. Be gentle with the earth.
31. Pray — there’s immeasurable power in it.
32. Never interrupt when you are being flattered.
33. Mind your own business.
34. Don’t trust a lover who doesn’t close his/her eyes when you kiss them.
35. Once a year, go someplace you’ve never been before.
36. If you make a lot of money, put it to use helping others while you are living. That is wealth’s greatest satisfaction.
37. Learn the rules then break some.
38. Remember that the best relationship is one where your love for each other is greater than your need for each other.
39. Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.
40. Remember that your character is your destiny.


Things I should do before I turn 40

– Open a Facebook account

    Scrap that! Facebook is for losers. All the cool guys live on twitter and Google+. I am a cool guy.

    Coolness just!

    Spend a night in a jail cell

The most preferred one is at Wandegeya Police Post. The most appropriate night is a Friday one!


Drive a Range Rover Vogue

Whether stolen, borrowed or bought, the most important point is to drive it and be seen.

do u feel me now?

Lose my virginity

    This might prove to be the hardest or easiest thing depending on how you view it.
    Fatboy of Sanyu FM abstained for 6 months and made news out of it. I have been abstaining for 30 years. Beat that!

    still going strong

    Get Married

I think this should come before the said loss of virginity. You all know that I am Christian. The Church and the Bible condemn sex before marriage.

here comes the groom....wher is the bride?

    Start a Business

    I have been working for other people since I left uni. I have helped small companies grow from strength to might. I have given them my all and more and what do I have to show for it after all these years?
    It is time to move on.

      let's get calculating!

      Get a child

    The sooner the better!

    Get a girlfriend

      Offer is valid for a limited time only

      By now, you must have realized that I have a problem with prioritizing. Please note that this list is in no particular order.
      Friends have promised to set up blind dates….all in the name of hooking me up.
      If you reader are female and you are still single, please contact me ASAP. Let us start a family!
      PS: Men are NOT allowed!

      Smoke weed

    I have heard that combining this plant with fire makes you touch the sky. A feel of heaven would not hurt anyone would it?

    fly so high....over the rainbow!